100 Offline Signs from the Universe "Divine Dad Wisdom You Can Hold in Your Hands"

Need a sign? Here’s 100.

This printable deck of offline inspiration delivers divine dad wisdom in its purest form: gentle reminders, funny affirmations, and cosmic nudges to help you feel seen (and maybe hydrate).

Designed for anyone who’s tired, thoughtful, or teetering on the edge of texting their ex—it’s the sign you didn’t know you needed, until now.

✨ What's Inside:

• 100 unique quotes that hit just right
• Printable PDF format (5 quotes per page)
• Great for mirrors, desks, fridges, or your phone wallpaper
• Zero toxic positivity. 100% slightly sarcastic sincerity.

Whether you tape them to your wall, gift one to a friend, or use them as journaling prompts—these signs are meant to make you pause, laugh, and maybe soften.